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Season 7 · Episode 13

First Person Shooter

Character-labelled dialogue prepared from the official DVD subtitle track.

Production code7ABX13Original airdate · February 27, 2000
380 dialogue entries
Scene 01

Scene 01

Computerized Voice

[ alarm blaring ] t-minus ten seconds to engagement.

Lo-Fat

Yaaah! Whoo-hoo!

Moxie

Whoo! Lo-Fat's goin' off!

Lo-Fat

Gotta kill! Gotta kill.

Retro

Stay out of my way, Geeks. Come the next level, I'm a death machine.

Lo-Fat

Whoo! Yeah!

Computerized Voice

Status: combat ready. Situation: guerrilla units in the immediate vicinity... Of insertion module.

[ alarm continues ]

Unidentified speaker

Whoo! Yeah!

Geeks

Let's do this! Bring it on!

Ivan

T-minus ten, nine, look at these heart rates.

Phoebe

Eight, seven, six, if I don't let these boys out, they're gonna kill each other.

Unidentified speaker

Five, four, come on! Yeah!

Computerized Voice

Three, two, one. Engage. Whoo!

Moxie

Do you see 'em?

Retro

They're out there, Geeks, looking to fry your huevos.

[ engines roaring ]

Moxie

Call it, Retro! Call it!

Retro

Now!

Ivan

Whoa! It's a total massacre out there.

Moxie

Phase two, Geeks.

Retro

Ready, knuckleheads?

Moxie

Flank right! Flank left!

Geeks

Go!

[ shouting ]

[ shouting ]

[ excited whooping ]

[ groaning ]

[ electricity sparking ]

[ loud groaning ]

Moxie

Lo-Fat's down.

[ screaming ]

[ sighs ]

Retro

You got me, Moxie?

Moxie

Got you covered.

Ivan

Retro's in.

Phoebe

Adrenaline redline.

Ivan

The blood thirst is unquenchable.

[ machine gun fire continues ]

[ panting ]

[ grunts ]

[ footsteps approaching ]

Retro

Moxie? Who's there? Who are you?

Maitreya

I am Maitreya. This is my game.

[ gasps ]

Scene 02

FPS CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS

Fox Mulder

Agents Mulder and Scully. FBI we're expected.

Security Guard

I need to scan your ID retina scan, please.

Fox Mulder

Cool.

Security Guard

Ma'am? I'll need you to look over those nondisclosure agreements.

Dana Scully

"to protect all proprietary or intellectual property... "owned by FPS, a private California corporation, under the harshest penalty of the law."

Security Guard

Signature at the bottom, please.

Unidentified speaker

FPS.

Fox Mulder

First person shooter.

Dana Scully

Video games.

Fox Mulder

Digital entertainment.

Dana Scully

I can get into the pentagon easier than this.

Richard Langly

Dudes! Agent Mulder, what's up, wild man? Welcome to the land where silicon meets silicone.

Melvin Frohike

Can I get you a latte from the bar, or perhaps a bottle of designer h2o?

Fox Mulder

Scully?

Dana Scully

How 'bout a simple explanation as to why we're here?

Richard Langly

Why don't we take a brief moment to feel the pulse of the new American gold rush?

John Fitzgerald Byers

You're standing on the launch pad of a rocket headed for the stars.

Dana Scully

Okay.

Melvin Frohike

There's been a little accident.

Dana Scully

What kind of accident?

Richard Langly

Like an industrial accident.

Dana Scully

How did the victim die?

Melvin Frohike

It's not exactly clear.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Right.

Dana Scully

Was there equipment involved?

Melvin Frohike

No.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Yes.

Richard Langly

Yes and no.

Dana Scully

What's your business here?

Richard Langly

Our business?

Dana Scully

Yeah.

Melvin Frohike

We're-- we're consultants to FPS.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Langly did some programming for them. He created all of the bad guys.

Richard Langly

Only the euro-goons.

Melvin Frohike

We don't want to give you the idea that we're major profit participants.

Fox Mulder

Cash or stock options?

Richard Langly

Options. Preferred rate. Vested immediately with a short-term exercise against venture collateral... To bypass s.e.c. Regs.

John Fitzgerald Byers

The I.p.o.'s in a week.

Melvin Frohike

Game ships on friday. Fifty malls across the united states and japan.

Dana Scully

Only there's a dead body between you and untold riches.

Fox Mulder

I don't know about you guys, but I'd be checking my shorts for cake.

Dana Scully

This man's been shot.

Ivan

No! See, when somebody is shot, there's a gun involved, right? That is absolutely impossible because there's no way anybody could get a gun past Security.

Dana Scully

What do you call this?

Ivan

That's a laser blaster for wasting cyber-trash.

Richard Langly

It emits a low-frequency--

Ivan

Just let me!

Richard Langly

All right.

Ivan

The weapons feed off the FPS mainframe. The effect is intensely real, but harmless.

Dana Scully

You say this weapon is a toy, but this man clearly has gunshot wounds... Through his--

Ivan

Stun suit. It's rigged with paint for wounds and kill shots. Total bleeding-edge technology. He's dead. I got it.

Fox Mulder

Who was he playing against?

Ivan

Against the game. You waste the cyber-thugs before they waste you. It's all about body count. But they're computer-generated images... Running on a projector. It all happens in the game space.

Phoebe

It's a total digital environment. Nothing's real. It's all virtual.

Fox Mulder

Did anybody see what happened?

Phoebe

I was in the control booth with Ivan. Retro was in the zone. His telemetry was solid. He looked unstoppable, like he was on his way to the next level, when suddenly he was cooked meat.

Dana Scully

Well, the next call's gonna be to the local p.d.

Ivan

No cops! No cops. You said no cops. You said you had connections.

Dana Scully

Connections or not, you've got a murder victim here.

Ivan

Headlines! Just what the wall street money dudes want to read as we're goin' to market.

Dana Scully

Yes, this is special agent Dana Scully with the FBI

Fox Mulder

You said you were in the control booth when it happened? Can you tell me exactly what you saw?

Scene 03

Scene 03

Phoebe

I'm still not sure if we even saw it. I mean, one minute everything was going perfect, and then we crashed. Ivan and I were sitting here. We both just looked at each other. It happened so fast.

[ beeping ]

Phoebe

Moxie's covering Retro, who's going inside after the enemy to rack up beaucoup points.

Melvin Frohike

And then "goosh," Retro's vitals spike like he's been shot.

John Fitzgerald Byers

And the system defaults.

Phoebe

And they're right back in the game space.

Moxie

Lo-Fat, get over here!

Lo-Fat

What happened?

Moxie

Retro? What's wrong?

Phoebe

Lights out. Game over. What's wrong, man? What happened?

Fox Mulder

What happened in there?

Richard Langly

We don't know. There's no res images on interior game spaces.

Fox Mulder

What about the wire frame?

Phoebe

Maybe I can. I'll strip down to wire frame display. Um, I mean... We've never mapped this area before. Retro was in noncombat space.

Melvin Frohike

It's a chick.

Richard Langly

It can't be.

Fox Mulder

Can you texture-wrap her?

[ typing ]

[ clears throat ]

John Fitzgerald Byers

Holy toledo!

Melvin Frohike

She's packin' a flintlock.

Fox Mulder

That ain't all she's packin'. Can you print that out for me?

Phoebe

Goddess.

Scene 04

Scene 04

Detective Lacoeur

Let me get this straight, agent Scully. You got no murder weapon, no forensic evidence, no motive, no suspect.

Fox Mulder

Scully.

Dana Scully

My partner agent Mulder. This is Detective Lacoeur.

Detective Lacoeur

Have you got something?

Fox Mulder

Yeah, our killer, I believe.

Detective Lacoeur

Hey, I'll put out an a.p.b. For frederick's of hollywood.

Dana Scully

Mulder, you're not serious.

Fox Mulder

It's all in the computer.

Dana Scully

Mulder, that's any voluptuous vixen out of any number of video games.

Fox Mulder

She's not in "any video game." she's in this one, and no one programmed her in.

Dana Scully

Yeah, but even if they had, she's not real. She's a character. She's-she's some immature, hormonal fantasy.

Richard Langly

Darryl musashi. You see who that is? Darryl musashi.

Melvin Frohike

As I live and breathe.

Dana Scully

Who's darryl musashi?

Fox Mulder

The o.g. Original guru.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Word is he slums as a game designer when he's not contracted to the c.I.a. The boy wonder of virtual mayhem.

Dana Scully

What's he doing here?

John Fitzgerald Byers

Ivan must have called him to go in and slay the ninja babe.

Dana Scully

Mulder, why does this game have the effect... Of reducing grown men back to moony adolescence?

Fox Mulder

That's darryl musashi!

Dana Scully

[ groans ] Mulder.

Fox Mulder

Huh.

Dana Scully

Do you want me to autopsy the body?

Computerized Voice

Emerging module into set mode. T-minus 20 seconds.

Ivan

Pay attention, worms. Darryl musashi's gonna show us how this game's supposed to be played.

Melvin Frohike

I heard he scored 90 consecutive wins on demon space drifter.

Richard Langly

Ninety-one. Look at him. The man's a sphinx.

Computerized Voice

[ alarm blaring ] t-minus ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Engage.

Melvin Frohike

Hey, Byers, you gotta see this. Mulder, get over here.

Fox Mulder

Is that him? Is that darryl musashi?

John Fitzgerald Byers

Yeah, that's him.

Richard Langly

He just stepped into the game.

Fox Mulder

Why is he just standing there?

Ivan

Because he knows no fear.

[ engines revving ]

Richard Langly

Yeah!

John Fitzgerald Byers

Unbelievable.

Phoebe

Standing heart rate is 68.

Fox Mulder

He hasn't even broken a sweat.

Ivan

Look at him. He's not even waiting for the reset. He's going right for the kill.

[ grunting, screaming ]

[ screaming continues ]

Ivan

What just happened?

Fox Mulder

She cut off his hands.

[ screaming continues ]

[ whispering in japanese ]

[ sword slices, head thuds ]

[ sustained beep ]

Scene 05

Scene 05

Dana Scully

Preliminary external examination of deceased, a 20-ish male, name listed only as "Retro," offers no additional clues as to actual cause of death. Scratch that. Cause of death is from a large entry wound at the sternum... Resulting in trauma to the internal organs... And blood loss. Wound is consistent with a high-velocity impact... From a large projectile... Which passed through a three-ply kevlar jacket. Scratch that. Wound is the result of high-velocity impact... From an unknown object... Which, even if it did enter the body, left no damn trace evidence whatsoever. No powder burns, no chemical signatures... Of any kind of explosive propellant.

Fox Mulder

No luck?

Dana Scully

I thought I was on to something. You know, Mulder, this suit holds more than just exploding paint cells. It measures the player's vital signs, from the heart rate to the extant body chemistry, and then sends that information back to the computer. Then when a player is shot, a battery pack sends a 12-volt jolt... That keeps him from getting up until the game is over.

Fox Mulder

Virtual death.

Dana Scully

Yeah. Well, if only that were the case.

Fox Mulder

Yeah.

Dana Scully

I thought at first that maybe the suit had malfunctioned, that one of the charges had blown inward. But unfortunately, that wasn't the case either.

Fox Mulder

I've got a birthday coming up. You have to admit, though, Scully, this is a pretty amazing piece of technology.

Dana Scully

Yeah. Wasted on a stupid game.

Fox Mulder

Stupid?

Dana Scully

Dressing up like high-tech warriors... To play a futuristic version of cowboys and indians. What kind of moron gets his ya-yas out like that? Mulder, what purpose does this game serve... Except to add to a culture of violence in a country that's already out of control?

Fox Mulder

Who says it adds to it?

Dana Scully

You think that taking up weapons... And creating gratuitous virtual mayhem... Has any redeeming value whatsoever? That the testosterone frenzy that it creates stops when the game does?

Fox Mulder

That's rather sexist, isn't it? I mean, maybe the game provides an outlet for certain impulses, that it fills a void in our genetic makeup... That the more civilizing effects of society fail to provide for us.

Dana Scully

That must be why men feel the great need to blast the crap out of stuff.

Fox Mulder

Well, testosterone frenzy or no, the only suspect we have in this man's murder is a woman.

Dana Scully

Yeah, I've seen it. A computer-animated woman, Mulder, with a computer-animated weapon.

Fox Mulder

A flintlock pistol, which would leave a very large entry wound.

Dana Scully

Pictures don't kill people. Guns kill people.

Fox Mulder

As do swords. The world-renowned darryl musashi.

[ phone rings ]

[ rings ]

Fox Mulder

Mulder. You're kidding. Thanks. [ phone beeps ] l.a. Sheriff's department just picked up a female suspect for the murders.

[ excited chattering ]

[ laughing ]

Scene 06

L.A. COUNTY

Officers

Who's the man? He's the man. He's the man with the badge!

Dana Scully

You get the feeling these men have something better to do?

Unidentified speaker

I mean, is that legal?

Detective Lacoeur

Uh, we picked her up outside of a strip club in reseda. Fits your description to a "t."

Dana Scully

Was she read her rights?

Detective Lacoeur

About 500 times.

Unidentified speaker

[ men laughing ] oh, yeah.

[ laughing ]

Dana Scully

For the record, can you state your name, please?

Jade Blue Afterglow

For the record again, my name is Jade Blue Afterglow. I reside--

Dana Scully

I'm sorry. Your real name?

Jade Blue Afterglow

That is my real name. What were you expecting? Mildred?

Dana Scully

No.

Jade Blue Afterglow

I sure seem to be upsetting a lot of people around here.

Dana Scully

Well, you're not upsetting me, miss, uh--

Fox Mulder

Afterglow.

Jade Blue Afterglow

I sure upset the man running the metal detector.

Dana Scully

You say that you have no knowledge of Ivan martinez... Or a company known as first person shooter, or FPS.

Jade Blue Afterglow

I meet a lot of men.

Dana Scully

Would it surprise you to know that you have been placed at a crime scene... In the offices of FPS?

Jade Blue Afterglow

Let's just say it takes a whole lot to surprise me.

Dana Scully

You might want to start telling the truth.

Jade Blue Afterglow

And what truth am I not telling you?

Fox Mulder

That you murdered two men, one with a 14th-century broadsword, and the other with a flintlock pistol.

Jade Blue Afterglow

Oh. You must have had me confused with my sister. Xena, warrior princess.

Fox Mulder

Are you denying that this is you?

Jade Blue Afterglow

Now I get it.

Dana Scully

What?

Jade Blue Afterglow

The medical imaging place in culver city. I got paid to let them do this body-scan thing.

Dana Scully

They paid you to scan your body?

Jade Blue Afterglow

You think that's the strangest thing I've been paid to do?

Fox Mulder

We're very sorry, miss Afterglow, but-- uh, we're sorry. You're free to go. I don't know about you, Scully, but I am feeling the great need... To blast the crap out of something.

Scene 07

FPS CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS

Dana Scully

Hello?

Fox Mulder

Anybody here?

[ quiet moan ]

[ light switch clicking ]

Dana Scully

Phoebe? Hey, you okay?

Phoebe

Boy, I must have fell asleep. I was just thinking of taking a nap. I've been up for 70 hours straight analyzing code, trying to fix the game.

Dana Scully

Where is everybody? Where's Ivan?

Phoebe

Um, he's with the money guys. They're all freaking.

Dana Scully

We need to talk to him right away about a woman named Jade Blue Afterglow. He scanned her body and he created the character out of her. He put her in the game.

Fox Mulder

Hey, what are they doing?

Phoebe

Oh.

Fox Mulder

The Lone Gunmen are on the floor.

Phoebe

Langly and I wrote a software patch. We're going to run a res-up test on the game.

Dana Scully

What for?

Phoebe

To bypass the problem.

Dana Scully

Hey.

Fox Mulder

What just happened?

Phoebe

Oh, I don't know.

Fox Mulder

They're in the game.

The Lone Gunmen

Hey, Phoebe, are you paying attention? You're supposed to wait until we said we were ready. What the hell's going on? Phoebe, come on.

Unidentified speaker

What's happening? Anyone up there running the program?

Phoebe

I don't believe this. The program's running itself.

Unidentified speaker

Phoebe!

Phoebe

This can't be happening.

Dana Scully

Somebody's shooting at them.

Phoebe

This is supposed to be background only. There wasn't supposed to be any game play.

Fox Mulder

They need help.

Dana Scully

Mulder!

[ gunfire continues ]

Computerized Voice

Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Engage.

Fox Mulder

Bring it on. You guys okay?

Melvin Frohike

We've been better.

Richard Langly

Byers has been hit.

John Fitzgerald Byers

I'm okay. It's a flesh wound. [ groans ]

Melvin Frohike

It's her. She's out there. She nailed Byers with that flintlock.

Fox Mulder

Okay, on the count of three, I'm gonna lay down some cover, fellas. You ready? One, two, three.

Melvin Frohike

Mulder!

Richard Langly

Get in the module!

Phoebe

What is he doing?

Unidentified speaker

Don't go after her! Get back here!

Dana Scully

He's getting his ya-yas out. We're not defaulting the program!

Melvin Frohike

Mulder!

Richard Langly

It's suicide!

Fox Mulder

Put the sword down.

[ machine gun fire ]

Melvin Frohike

Mulder?

Phoebe

Oh, no.

Dana Scully

Where's Mulder? I said, where's Mulder? Maybe you guys didn't hear me. Come on, guys. Where is he?

Richard Langly

We don't know. He just took off after her.

Dana Scully

I saw what he did, but where did he go?

Melvin Frohike

He went into the building.

John Fitzgerald Byers

He was firing his weapon.

Dana Scully

I saw where he went! I want to know where he is. Is there a door or an exit or some kind of passageway that he could have used?

Richard Langly

Just the one you came in.

Melvin Frohike

He should be right here.

John Fitzgerald Byers

It's impossible. It's a digital environment. It's just a game.

Dana Scully

Yeah. Easy for you to say.

Phoebe

Agent Scully! I found him. This monitors everyone playing the game. There-- player four. It's his telemetry.

Dana Scully

What do you mean?

Phoebe

Player four. That's him.

John Fitzgerald Byers

On the monitor.

Melvin Frohike

Right there.

Dana Scully

Where?

Phoebe

That's Mulder.

John Fitzgerald Byers

He's alive.

Melvin Frohike

Those are his vitals.

Richard Langly

He's still in the game.

Dana Scully

Yes, but where's the game?

Fox Mulder

Frohike! Langly! Byers!

[ footsteps ]

Richard Langly

I think that's it. Yeah.

Phoebe

What are you doing?

Melvin Frohike

We're rerouting the circuitry.

Richard Langly

Making a kill switch so we can shut down the game.

Phoebe

Don't touch that. I mean, it won't work. There's no way to do that.

Ivan

We are back in business! Baby, you are dope.

Dana Scully

What?

Ivan

We were toast. I felt the flames licking my ass. Then the bankers saw the letters on the autopsy-- "FBI cause of death: unknown." you fixed our problems. The game's gonna ship, and we're gonna be countin' franklins.

Dana Scully

Yeah, and you're gonna be countin' teeth.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Her partner's lost in the game.

Ivan

Lost?

Dana Scully

The game has disappeared.

Ivan

What are you talking about?

Dana Scully

Jade Blue Afterglow. Does that ring a bell?

Ivan

Jade Blue Afterglow?

Dana Scully

Oh, you'd remember her.

[ grunts ]

Dana Scully

Hey! Phoebe!

Phoebe

I don't know how it happened.

Dana Scully

You knew about her? Then it was you. You scanned that woman's body.

Phoebe

Into my computer. She was my creation. She was mine.

Dana Scully

But why?

Phoebe

You don't know what it's like-- day in and day out, choking in a haze of rampant testosterone.

Dana Scully

I wouldn't be so sure.

Phoebe

I mean, she was all I had to keep me sane, my only way to strike back as a woman. She was my goddess, everything I can never be.

Dana Scully

But, Phoebe, she is still a killer. I can't explain it, but she is, and you put her in that game.

Phoebe

No, I didn't. I was creating my own game in my own computer. It was totally secret. I never told anyone. But somehow she jumped programs, and she's feeding off the male aggression. It's making her stronger and stronger. I need your help. You're the only one who can understand.

Dana Scully

You've got to destroy her, Phoebe.

Phoebe

I don't know how.

Dana Scully

Well, there's got to be some way. There's got to be some vulnerability or a weakness somewhere.

Phoebe

She has no weakness anymore.

[ sighs ]

Fox Mulder

Hey!

[ beeping ]

Fox Mulder

Bet you think you're gonna kick my butt up and down the block. Okay.

Dana Scully

Her name is Maitreya.

Ivan

Maitreya?

Dana Scully

She's input herself into the game. We have to download her.

John Fitzgerald Byers

We can't even get on-line. The system's been hijacked.

Richard Langly

The program won't respond.

Dana Scully

Frohike, what's wrong? What is that?

Melvin Frohike

Mulder's vitals are wiggy.

Dana Scully

What?

Melvin Frohike

They're all over the map.

Ivan

This is your fault. You put her here.

Dana Scully

Hey! No fair pickin' on a girl.

[ shouts ]

[ keyboard clicking ]

Richard Langly

We're back on-line.

Dana Scully

There's no picture.

Phoebe

No, we're just in res-up.

Ivan

No, there's something wrong.

Dana Scully

That's not the game.

Phoebe

Yes, it is. It's level two.

John Fitzgerald Byers

How did that happen?

Dana Scully

Where's Mulder?

Richard Langly

Mulder's in level one.

Melvin Frohike

[ Ivan ] no, he's right there.

Dana Scully

Shut the game down.

Ivan

No, no. No, no. I can't.

Dana Scully

Well, just turn it off.

John Fitzgerald Byers

[ Byers ] power down, Langly.

[ beeping ]

Richard Langly

The computer's not responding.

Dana Scully

Look, we have to get him out of there!

Melvin Frohike

Yeah, and quick.

Fox Mulder

Whoa! Stop right there! That's not really fair, is it? Well, that's just cheating.

[ metal clanging ]

Melvin Frohike

Go, girl!

John Fitzgerald Byers

Scully's on fire!

Richard Langly

The blood thirst in unquenchable!

Melvin Frohike

Are you witnessing this?

Ivan

Oh, yeah.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Scully's in the zone!

Ivan

Clearly.

Richard Langly

What's wrong?

Phoebe

This is level two. It only gets harder.

Ivan

No one's ever beaten level two.

Dana Scully

Are you okay?

Fox Mulder

Ask me if I'm humiliated.

[ door motor humming ]

Dana Scully

Mulder.

John Fitzgerald Byers

[ Byers ] this is nuts!

Melvin Frohike

They'll never make it.

Richard Langly

How do you kill something that won't die?

Phoebe

Try and stop me, Ivan.

Ivan

My whole life is in this game!

Melvin Frohike

What are you trying to do?

Phoebe

Stay out of this!

Ivan

She's gonna destroy it.

Phoebe

It's the only way to save them.

Melvin Frohike

Let it go, both of you!

Richard Langly

You can save them?

Phoebe

There's a kill command.

Ivan

It kills the whole game.

John Fitzgerald Byers

You knew about this?

Ivan

She knew about it too.

Melvin Frohike

You said it wouldn't work.

Ivan

She was trying to save her creation, her goddess.

Phoebe

You don't care who dies as long as your game survives.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Our friends are in there.

Richard Langly

And we're not gonna let them die.

Dana Scully

Mulder?

Melvin Frohike

Give me that! This is out of your hands now.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Shut down the program.

Richard Langly

You're the only ones that can do it.

John Fitzgerald Byers

They can't keep this up.

Richard Langly

Scully's running out of ammo.

Melvin Frohike

What's the command?

Ivan

Don't do it, Phoebe. We're so close.

John Fitzgerald Byers

The command.

Richard Langly

Give it to him.

Phoebe

Shift-alt-blood bath.

John Fitzgerald Byers

Oh, my god.

Richard Langly

We killed the game, and Mulder and Scully along with it.

Phoebe

Over here! Scully!

The Lone Gunmen

Mulder! Scully!

Fox Mulder

That's entertainment! We came, we saw, we conquered. And if the taste of victory is sweet, the taste of virtual victory is not sweet 'n low, nor the bullets made of sugar. Maybe out past where the imagination ends, our true natures lie, waiting to be confronted on their own terms. Out where the intellect is at war with the primitive brain... In the hostile territory of the digital world... Where laws are silent and rules disappear in the midst of arms. Born in anarchy, with an unquenchable blood thirst, we shudder to think what might rise up from the darkness.

About this transcript

The dialogue comes from the official DVD subtitle track supplied by Boggsfiles. Speaker and scene attribution was cross-checked against character-labelled reference material. Subtitle wording is preserved while capitalization and spacing are standardized for easier reading.