Chuck Burks
Well, I recognize the ideography.
Dana Scully
You're late.
Fox Mulder
I'm sorry. I thought this was my office.
Chuck Burks
Fox!
Dana Scully
I called Chuck... 'cause I knew you would for authentication, and to get his professional opinion on how you say it's affecting you.
Chuck Burks
Fascinating, Mulder.
Fox Mulder
You don't believe it, Chuck?
Chuck Burks
No, no. You know me. This is right up my twisted little alley. So, uh, what exactly are you experiencing?
Fox Mulder
Noise, aural dissonance. It comes and it goes.
Dana Scully
Is it happening right now?
Fox Mulder
No, but it was a few minutes ago.
Chuck Burks
And it's only affecting you? Triggered by the rubbing. Wow. That blows me away.
Fox Mulder
Why?
Dana Scully
Because the rubbing is a fake. And I'm not the first one to say so.
Chuck Burks
The writing is cree, phonetic navajo, but no literal interpretation makes any sense.
Dana Scully
The fact it was found in africa makes it more suspicious as a fabrication.
Fox Mulder
Suspicious of what?
Chuck Burks
Do you know what a magic square is?
Fox Mulder
Yeah, it has to do with the occult.
Chuck Burks
Right. Very cool. They first appear in the ninth century in history. But, uh... As the story goes, god himself instructed adam in their use, and then handed down the secret to all his saints and prophets and wise men... As a way of trapping and storing potential power... To the person whose name or numerical correlative exercises that power.
Fox Mulder
That's what this thing is?
Dana Scully
That's what someone would have you to believe this is.
Fox Mulder
How do you know that?
Dana Scully
As it turns out, neither of us had to go very far to find out. Barnes documented Sandoz's fakery once before. If he was blunt about his colleague when we met him, in here he is downright brutal.
Fox Mulder
Does he back any of that up?
Dana Scully
Well, it's quite scholarly, actually.
Chuck Burks
Barnes has made something of a career... Exposing science and religious fraud. Name your wonder of the world, he's been there, debunked that.
Fox Mulder
Yeah, but wouldn't it be in his great interest... To hide something that he couldn't disprove with his scholarship?
Dana Scully
Mulder, if it were real, then why would an American indian artifact... Be fused in rock on the west coast of the african continent?
Fox Mulder
In 1996, a rock from mars was found in antarctica. How did it get there?
Dana Scully
It was from outer space.
Chuck Burks
Begs the question, doesn't it? Why produce a fraud with navajo writing... In africa?
Dana Scully
Mulder? Hey. No, no, no. Step outside. Step outside.
Dana Scully
You're in pain.
Fox Mulder
No, no, it's going away.
Dana Scully
Mulder, whatever's causing this, I think it needs immediate attention. I'm gonna schedule you an imaging scan.
Fox Mulder
No, I'm okay. I really am.
Dana Scully
You're not okay. If nothing else, you should be at home in bed.
Fox Mulder
I'm not going home to bed, Scully. I think I know what's causing this. I know what happened to those two professors and that artifact. I had a sense of it yesterday when I met that man Barnes.
Dana Scully
You had a sense of it?
Fox Mulder
Yes. This man Solomon Merkmallen is dead. Barnes knows it. He killed him-- killed him in that lab.
Dana Scully
I hope you're not going to suggest we arrest him on that rather baseless assumption.
Fox Mulder
No, I'm not. Not until after I show you what he did with the body.