Sara
Evan! Evan! Where are you? Evan! Evan! Evan! Evan, hurry, please!
Season 6 · Episode 13
Agua Mala
Character-labelled dialogue prepared from the official DVD subtitle track.
Production code6ABX14Original airdate · February 21, 1999
347 dialogue entries
Scene 01
GOODLAND, FLORIDA
Evan
Nothing's coming out!
Radio Announcer
Again, our lead story. Tropical storm leroy has been upgraded to hurricane leroy. The entire gulf coast--
Sara
Damn it.
[ water gurgling ]
Evan
Mom, is dad gonna be all right? Mom! What about dad? Mom, what about dad?
Sara
We need water, Evan, right now!
Evan
Mom!
Sara
Just do as I say, Evan! Come help me. Help me pull the washer out. Please, Evan, just help me.
Evan
Mom, reggie's back here.
Sara
Evan, let the cat alone. Okay, unplug the machine, honey. Unplug the machine. Pull that hose out of the wall. I'm gonna pull. I need you to get behind the machine and push. All right, I'm gonna pull. I want you to push. We're gonna tip the washing machine over. We need to dump the water out. All right, honey, push! Push! Push, Evan! [ washing machine slams down ] push, Evan! Are you pushing? Evan! Evan, answer me! Evan?
Evan
Mom! Mom!
Sara
Evan? Let him go! Let go of him! Let go of him! Let him go! Oh, god. Let him go! [ screams ]
[ grunting, screaming ]
[ phone rings ]
Scene 02
Scene 02
Mulder’s Answering Machine
Hi, this is Fox Mulder. You can leave me a message after the beep. [ machine beeps ]
Arthur Dales
Agent Mulder, this is Arthur Dales calling from florida. I don't know if you're watching the news, but we're in for a hell of a blow... In the next 12 to 24. I've been through hurricanes. Been through the alphabet. But I just got a distress call from my neighbor down the road to set my teeth on edge. You don't have much time to get to the airport, but if you're the X-Files man you say you are, you'd better get your butt in gear.
Scene 03
TERRA NUEVA TRAILER PARK
Radio Announcer
An emergency response team is advising residents... To stay off the roads and either wait out the storm in a secure location... Or proceed to a county emergency shelter. Hurricane leroy remains some 20 Miles off the gulf coast, sending high winds and up to six inches of rain... Onto coastal communities. As of yet, it has unleashed none of its potential heavy destruction... On a very nervous populace from naples to fort myers. The national weather service predicts hurricane leroy will make landfall... In the next three to four hours. We'll be coming back to you in a few minutes-- [ static ]
Man 1
We got no sign of anything amiss here at the residence out on the spit. The place is all boarded up tight. Over.
Man 2
Roger that. Maybe the occupants have evacuated. Over.
Man 1
Well, that would be the shipleys, but a neighbor called and says they couldn't have gone too far without their only vehicle... Which is still in the carport out here. Over.
Man 2
Well, that sounds like a real mystery, don't it?
Arthur Dales
It sure does, you dumb fathead!
[ wind howling ]
Arthur Dales
Well, it couldn't be that all the planes out were fully loaded, huh?
Fox Mulder
Mr. Dales, there's a reason that people don't head out into hurricanes.
Arthur Dales
Yeah, the hurricane's 20 Miles offshore.
Fox Mulder
Mr. Dales, can we come in?
Arthur Dales
Come in! Who's this?
Dana Scully
Special agent Dana Scully.
Arthur Dales
Scully?
Fox Mulder
She's my partner.
Arthur Dales
Don't get too comfortable. You're gonna want to get right back out there.
Dana Scully
Out where?
Arthur Dales
Did you tell her what I told you?
Fox Mulder
Yes, but she's-- she's not the type that's easily persuaded.
Arthur Dales
Is that so?
Dana Scully
What he means is I don't hear a story about a sea monster... And automatically assume it's the lord's gospel truth.
Arthur Dales
Why did you bring her here?
Fox Mulder
She knows your reputation, your early work on the X-Files. And she has a knack for getting to the bottom of things.
Dana Scully
Apparently, so does mr. Dales.
Arthur Dales
It's a good thing I have a reputation, otherwise how could it be impugned?
Dana Scully
Look, mr. Dales, I'm sure that there is good reason for your alarm. I listened to the message that you left for agent Mulder about your friends.
Arthur Dales
Shipleys, a young couple with their son. Lives out on the end of the sandspit. Sara called me in a panic. She said that some thing in the house... Had grabbed jack, her husband.
Dana Scully
In the bathroom, you said?
Arthur Dales
Yeah, of all places.
Fox Mulder
It was your description that caused agent Scully's... Dubiousness.
Arthur Dales
No, not my description. No, that was Sara's. She said... That it had tentacles... Wrapped around her husband's neck and choking him.
Dana Scully
And you have no reason to doubt ms. Shipley's report?
Arthur Dales
No, both she and jack are marine biologists. Or at least they were. I fear the worst.
Fox Mulder
She's missing too?
Arthur Dales
Uh-huh. Yeah. I got on the horn to the local constabulary, but they're about as helpful as a fart in a windstorm. I would have gone out there myself but for my bad hip.
Fox Mulder
It's not a night that anybody should be out in.
Arthur Dales
I don't see that there's a choice. If anyone wants to get to the bottom of all this.
Dana Scully
What is it that brought you out here in the first place, mr. Dales?
Arthur Dales
I came down for the weather. Don't sneer at the mysteries of the deep, young lady. The bottom of the ocean... Is as deep and dark... As the imagination.
[ loud banging ]
Scene 04
SHIPLEY RESIDENCE
Fox Mulder
Hello? Mrs. Shipley?
Dana Scully
It looks like they had the time and the presence of mind to prepare for the hurricane.
Fox Mulder
Had the place all boarded up. It's from the inside. It makes you wonder how they got out.
Dana Scully
Hello? Mrs. Shipley? Mulder? No sign of life.
Fox Mulder
There's, uh, something on the drainpipe. I can't get it off. I don't know if I'm gonna need my gun or a harpoon here.
[ screeching ]
Unidentified speaker
Whoa!
Dana Scully
How the hell did the cat get in the washing machine?
Fox Mulder
Maybe he was taking a dip after he finished boarding up the windows.
Dana Scully
What do you think this leads to?
Fox Mulder
To the bathroom. Dales told me the wife told him that the husband... Was grabbed from the bathroom.
Dana Scully
Mrs. Shipley?
Fox Mulder
Can you give me a hand with this?
Deputy Greer
Well, howdy do. Yeah, right like that. Keep your hands up there where I can see 'em. Who are you, and what the hell do you think you're doing?
[ both muttering ]
Deputy Greer
Yeah, nice and slow.
Fox Mulder
You can put the gun down. We're FBI
Deputy Greer
Don't all the nuts roll downhill to florida?
Dana Scully
Sir, we're agents Scully and Mulder. I can show you my badge--
Deputy Greer
This is deputy greer. I'm out at the sandspit road. I've got two suspects over at the shipley residence. "b" and "e," possible foul play.
Fox Mulder
We're out here like you.
Dispatcher
No backup units available.
Deputy Greer
Roger that. I'm putting you under arrest.
Fox Mulder
We're out here looking for the shipleys too.
Deputy Greer
You have the right to remain silent.
Fox Mulder
Arthur Dales called us.
Deputy Greer
Anything you say can and will be used against you. You have a right to a lawyer. If you don't have one--
Fox Mulder
Does that name mean anything to you?
Deputy Greer
I know Dales.
Fox Mulder
All right.
Deputy Greer
I got a call from him too. Drunk as a skunk. What's new?
Dana Scully
What else would we be doing out here on a night like this?
Deputy Greer
You could be looters. For all I know, you could be part of the manson family.
[ meowing ]
Deputy Greer
Oh, no. You're gonna kill me.
Fox Mulder
No, I'm not, but I'd like to.
Dana Scully
Deputy?
Deputy Greer
It's the FBI, for real?
Dana Scully
I'll be in the car.
Deputy Greer
I gotta at least make out a report.
Fox Mulder
No, no. Not before you help me finish what you interrupted.
Deputy Greer
Yes, sir. May I have my gun, please? Thank you.
Fox Mulder
Come on.
Dana Scully
Yeah. No, thank you.
Fox Mulder
No one in the bathroom. The deputy helped me pull off the plywood. There's no sign of anything, except more of that slime in the bathtub... And maybe three inches of water on the floor. It's like somebody left the taps running before they boarded up the door.
Dana Scully
Great. They're threatening to close the airport. We'd better get out of here.
Fox Mulder
Aren't you even curious what happened to these people?
Dana Scully
Yes, I'm curious, Mulder, but I'm also suspicious. I mean, I-I think that mr. Dales's story is fueled by more than his imagination... And not much deeper than the bottom of a highball.
Fox Mulder
Don't dismiss him so easily. He discovered the X-Files 40 years ago. He's seen things that I've only read about.
Dana Scully
Because sea monsters can only be read about. Because they don't exist.
Fox Mulder
If the sea is where life began, where our ancestors first walked ashore, then who's to say what new life may be developing... In its uncharted depths?
Dana Scully
You know what? Maybe you are a member of the manson family. Mulder, look. There is nothing more for us to do here. There's nothing that local law enforcement can't do for us. These people are missing, there's nowhere else to look. I've done my duty for mr. Dales, for my conscience. I mean, haven't you?
Fox Mulder
Well, we should at least tell him we're giving up. Shouldn't we?
Deputy Greer
Sea monsters. FBI agents. I'm the one who could use a drink.
[ siren wailing ]
Scene 05
Scene 05
Road Block Deputy
Howdy do, folks. You're gonna have to turn around, find someplace dry to spend the night.
Fox Mulder
What's the problem?
Road Block Deputy
The road's washed out up ahead.
Dana Scully
This is an emergency.
Road Block Deputy
I understand, ma'am. But unless your car has wings, there's no gettin' through on this road.
Dana Scully
What about the airport? Is there an alternate route?
Road Block Deputy
Airport? Not tonight. This hurricane's really bearin' down on us. We got trees, power lines down all over. You folks really shouldn't be out here. I want you to drive to the first safe place you can find, understand?
Dana Scully
Sir, it's important that we evacuate the area. We're FBI agents. We need to get to where we're going.
Road Block Deputy
Don't all the nuts roll downhill to florida?
Dana Scully
I'll be happy to show you my ID
Fox Mulder
Thank you, sir. I appreciate the concern.
Dana Scully
Mulder!
Fox Mulder
That was just one "howdy do" over the line.
Scene 06
THE BREAKERS CONDOMINIUMS
Dispatcher
Car 54, please report back to base.
Deputy Greer
Yeah, this is car 54. I'm over at nance road. Over.
Dispatcher
We're askin' all mobile units to stay off the roads... Due to extreme weather conditions forecast for the next three to four hours, includin' a flash flood warning now in effect for collier county. Over.
Deputy Greer
10-4. Gonna make a quick stop in at the breakers condo complex. Looks like some folks are stranded without power. Over. Deputy greer, county sheriff! If you're home, please answer the door! If you can hear me, but you can't answer the door, call 9-1-1, tell 'em you need help. Hello! Deputy greer, county sheriff! If you're home, answer the door! If you can hear me, but can't answer the door, call 9-1-1, tell 'em you need help! Hello? Hello. Is somebody here?
[ sloshing sound ]
Deputy Greer
Sir? Ma'am? My god.
[ screaming ]
[ grunting, gasping ]
[ grunting continues ]
Scene 07
Scene 07
Dana Scully
Hello?
Fox Mulder
The good thing about zero visibility, Scully? It can't get any worse.
Dana Scully
Is this the collier county sheriff? Yes. No, hi. We're-- we're driving on, uh--
Fox Mulder
Nance road. N-a-n-c-e road.
Dana Scully
Nance road. No, it isn't very smart, is it? No-- yes, that would be much appreciated. He's going to guide us to the nearest emergency shelter.
Fox Mulder
Not a moment too soon.
Dana Scully
Hello? Hello-- no service.
Fox Mulder
You know, Scully, someday... We're gonna look back on this and we're gonna laugh. Just think of it as man pitted against the forces of nature. Think of it as a test of our mettle.
Dana Scully
I don't need my mettle tested.
[ clattering ]
Dana Scully
What was that?
Fox Mulder
I think that was a tree branch. The debris is starting to fly.
Dana Scully
Mulder, we have to pull over. We have to wait out this storm somewhere away from the trees.
Fox Mulder
We're not gonna dodge trees in a parked car. If we're driving, we're a moving target.
Dana Scully
We don't know where we are, and we don't know where we're going.
Fox Mulder
There's somebody I think is about to give us directions. Who says there's never a cop when you need one?
Dana Scully
Mulder, isn't that--
Fox Mulder
Forrest gump.
Dana Scully
Deputy? Hello! Anybody-- Mulder, he's in here. Can you talk to me?
[ gasping ]
Dana Scully
You having trouble breathing? This man needs a trach, or he's going to die real soon.
Fox Mulder
I've heard of passing the time. Ouch.
Unidentified speaker
Okay.
Dana Scully
All right, I need you to hold his head real steady. Deputy, just try and relax. Okay. Here we go.
Fox Mulder
Looks like he was attacked or stung. What are those?
Dana Scully
I don't know, but he's... Having a reaction which is affecting his autonomic response.
Fox Mulder
Whatever it was, I think it came through the plumbing, the toilet.
Dana Scully
All I know is we have to get a medevac unit out here as soon as possible.
Fox Mulder
If it's in the plumbing, I gotta make sure nobody else is in this building.
Dana Scully
This is special agent Dana Scully with the federal bureau of investigation. I need a medevac unit out here a.s.a.p. I have an officer in need of emergency medical assistance.
Operator
Please state your name again, ma'am.
Dana Scully
My name is Dana Scully. I'm a medical doctor. Scully! Requesting a medevac unit for a sheriff's deputy who is injured.
Operator
You have a deputy down?
Dana Scully
I have a deputy who's been attacked by something as yet unidentified.
Arthur Dales
Unidentified? My ass.
Operator
What is his condition?
Dana Scully
His vitals are weak and he's in shock. I need him taken to a hospital right away.
Fox Mulder
Excuse me, sir. Is everything okay in your apartment?
Dougie
Uh, yeah, yeah. It's all good.
Fox Mulder
You need some help... With your television?
[ door hinges creaking ]
Walter
I thought I heard voices. Thank god. We didn't think anybody was coming. Are you the doctors?
Fox Mulder
No. Do you need medical help?
Walter
Yeah. We called 9-1-1, but no one came. Everyone else is already evacuated, but we don't have a car. Then the phone died.
Fox Mulder
Who's "we"? Who are you talking about?
Walter
Uh, my-my wife and I. She's pregnant, a week past her due date. My god. I hope one of you has a car.
Fox Mulder
You don't know this man, mr.--
Walter
Uh, suarez. Walter suarez. Uh, no. He's not with you?
Dougie
I'll put it back.
Fox Mulder
Yeah. Everything in your pockets too.
Walter
She's right over here. Right this way. Angela, this is mr., um--
Fox Mulder
Mulder. Stay there, mrs. Suarez. We're gonna make sure your baby makes it safely into the world.
Angela
Thank you, but I'm not in labor. And my name is not suarez. It's villareal. He tells people I'm his wife, like he's so macho.
Fox Mulder
Uh, Walter, Angela, I'm gonna have to ask you to come downstairs with me.
Angela
Why, you got a car? Oh, Walter here doesn't have a car, not to mention a job.
Fox Mulder
Right now I just want to get you someplace where I know you'll be safe.
Angela
From what?
Fox Mulder
I don't know. But whatever it is, it may have seriously injured a sheriff's deputy.
Walter
Who? Where?
Fox Mulder
In the manager's apartment. It could be in the complex's plumbing right now.
Walter
In the plumbing?
Angela
Oh, that's great. I have to go to the bathroom about every ten seconds.
Fox Mulder
Kid's gonna be a fighter. Anybody else in the complex that you know about?
Walter
No one. Oh, there's George.
Fox Mulder
George?
Walter
Yeah, George Vincent. He lives on the first floor. I went and asked him for help, but he just yells, "go away!" he never listens to no one.
Fox Mulder
He's gonna wanna listen to me.
Angela
[ Angela ] Walter!
Walter
Better go.
Fox Mulder
That's for you. Mr. Vincent! George Vincent.
George Vincent
Quit bangin' on the damn door!
Fox Mulder
I'm a federal agent. I'm asking you to open the door.
George
Ask away, then go away!
Fox Mulder
Mr. Vincent, your life may be in danger if you refuse to leave your apartment.
George
You may be in danger if you refuse to quit harassing me! I'm armed in here, and I'm within my rights.
Fox Mulder
That's great. But you may not be armed for what it is I'm talking about.
George
What the hell are you talkin' about, hmm? It don't matter. I'm armed against it. The junta, cuba and castro. I'm not gonna cede my home to no revolutionaries without a fight. You got anything else you want to throw at me? Bring it on.
Fox Mulder
All the nuts roll down to florida.
Dana Scully
He's had some kind of foreign organism released into his body. His condition's worsening.
Angela
I can see that. What the hell was chewing on his neck?
Dana Scully
I don't know. It may have been some kind of a waterborne parasite.
Angela
You see that? You see what happens when you live in a dump?
Walter
Where's harry?
Dana Scully
I'm sorry. I don't know who harry is.
Angela
The slumlord who owns this place.
Dana Scully
He may have evacuated.
Angela
Harry? Right. And I'm giving birth to the christ child.
Walter
Harry's legs hardly work. He's gotta use those crutches.
Angela
He don't have no car. Nobody likes him 'cause he never lifts a finger on this rat trap.
Fox Mulder
Scully, can I talk to you for a second?
Dana Scully
Yeah.
Angela
Now, who are you?
Dougie
Nobody.
Angela
Nobody? It is so nice to be surrounded by so many great men.
Fox Mulder
We gotta get out of here as soon as possible.
Dana Scully
We can't.
Fox Mulder
We can put the deputy in his car and take him to the hospital.
Dana Scully
I just got off the radio. They won't even chance sending a rescue vehicle at this time. The roads are impassable, and I don't even know if the deputy is movable.
Fox Mulder
You mean we're stuck here?
Dana Scully
It looks that way, at least until the weather breaks.
George
Federal agents! Federal fascists! Better not tramp on the rights of the common man. No need for them.
Unidentified speaker
Sure.
George
Violence in pursuit of freedom is no vice.
Scene 08
Scene 08
Dana Scully
I don't think these wounds are bites or stings. There's something in here, Mulder, right under the skin. Tongs. Mulder, what's his temperature?
Fox Mulder
Either he's got no temperature, or he's about to spontaneously combust.
Dana Scully
You're not far off. It's 106. Okay, somebody fill the tub with cold water... And find as much ice as they can in the freezer.
Dougie
But that thing is in the plumbing.
Dana Scully
It may be, but unless we get his temperature down, he's not gonna survive this. Now, get moving.
[ groaning ]
Dana Scully
I need a container. Mulder, lift him up. We have to get him into the tub.
[ pipes groaning ]
[ gunshot ]
[ man yells ]
[ gunshots ]
Fox Mulder
[ gunshots continues ] mr. Vincent?
[ gunshot ]
[ gunshots ]
[ shouting ]
[ whimpering ]
Fox Mulder
Drop your weapon! Put it down!
George
It's gonna take a whole lot more than this to kill whatever it is I just saw. I don't know what the hell it was, but it came down out of there.
Fox Mulder
You didn't see it?
George
I caught it out of the corner of my eye, but it swooped down at me.
Dana Scully
All that happened here is a sewage pipe burst.
George
No, this thing came at me.
Fox Mulder
That looks like the four-inch tie-in to the second floor. Whatever it is didn't just rip through the ceiling. Looks like it went right through the pipe.
Walter
Where did it go?
Fox Mulder
I don't know. Must still be in the building. -probably in the outflow system. -
Walter
Maybe it'll just flow back out.
George
Maybe it'll come up through the can and grab you by the nugs.
Fox Mulder
Someone's already got him by the nugs.
Dana Scully
Look, whatever this thing is, there's no evidence yet that it's gonna kill anybody.
Walter
What about the man in the bathtub?
Dana Scully
The man in the bathtub may very well be saved if he can last out this storm. In fact, we may all be safe if we just remain calm.
Angela
Remain calm? I gotta pee so bad, my back teeth are swimming.
[ grunts ]
Dougie
Victory.
Dana Scully
How is he?
Dougie
He-he's good.
Angela
[ grunting ] super tanker coming through.
Walter
Angela, you can't go in there.
Angela
My bladder is pressing against your unborn child, Walter. He's gonna have a head like a tortilla.
Walter
This thing is in the plumbing!
Angela
The volume alone could push it right back out to sea.
Fox Mulder
Scully, that's how this thing is here. The hurricane is sitting offshore dredging up god knows what. This thing must have been driven into the city's reclamation system... Through some offshore outfall pipe. From there it gained access to the sewer pipes in this building.
Dana Scully
We'll be waiting for you out here.
Angela
Thank you!
Dana Scully
Mulder, nothing here convinces me--
Angela
I know you probably can't hear me, but no listening anyway, okay?
Fox Mulder
Scully, something welled up out of the uncharted depths of the ocean, something that has been lying there undiscovered for ages probably.
Dana Scully
There is no evidence of any creature here. Those organisms might just simply be waterborne parasites. But something from jules verne they are not.
Angela
[ screaming ] I saw it! I saw it! It's in the tub with the deputy. It has giant arms like an octopus.
Dana Scully
Mulder?
George
What the hell is it?
Fox Mulder
He's gone.
Dana Scully
It's gone?
Fox Mulder
No. He's gone. The deputy.
Dana Scully
Where did he go?
Fox Mulder
I think the deputy went out with the bathwater.
George
You mean he was in there with it?
Fox Mulder
No, I don't think he was.
Walter
She said she saw it.
Fox Mulder
I'm sure she did. Look, Scully. I think I know why nobody's ever seen this thing before. It just doesn't live in water. It is water, taking shape only when it attacks, like it did when the hurricane backed seawater into the plumbing, virtually unseeable until then.
Dana Scully
Mulder, if that were true, then this wouldn't be visible, would it? I mean, what this is showing us is that water actually attempts to kill it.
Fox Mulder
Maybe you just impeded its reproductive process. It needs time to complete its cycle, like it had with the shipleys.
Dana Scully
The shipleys weren't even in their house.
Fox Mulder
They were when they were attacked, just like the deputy was here. Using their bodies to lay its own spawn. Using the body's water content to reproduce itself, to make itself anew.
Walter
You mean he turned into one of those things?
Angela
They're more of them?
Fox Mulder
We gotta get out of here.
Dana Scully
We're in the middle of a hurricane.
Fox Mulder
We gotta get to another building.
Dana Scully
We can't. There's no way we can transport everybody.
Fox Mulder
Use the deputy's prowler. How many people? We got two, four-- son of a bitch.
Walter
The looter?
Dana Scully
Mulder?
Fox Mulder
Yeah?
Dana Scully
Mulder, if we're gonna leave, we should leave now.
Scene 09
Scene 09
Dana Scully
Mulder? Hey, Mulder, are you okay? Hey, wait a second. What are you doing?
George
I am saving our lives.
Dana Scully
That's my partner out there!
George
If he's your partner, he should have listened to you.
Dana Scully
You can't leave him there!
George
I'm not letting him in here.
Dana Scully
He's gonna die!
Walter
-what are you gonna do for him? -
Dana Scully
I can at least keep him breathing.
Walter
You couldn't save the deputy.
Dana Scully
Look, at least let me try. I'm a medical doctor.
Angela
That's good, because my water just broke.
[ sloshing sound ]
Walter
You're going to be okay.
Angela
Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
George
Isn't much of a choice, really, is it?
Dana Scully
We're gonna need water. If I'm gonna deliver this baby, you can put that gun down.
George
How do we know you're really a doctor?
Dana Scully
You don't. The truth is, I've never delivered a baby before, so stand back or make yourself useful, but stay out of my way.
Walter
[ screaming ] long, even breaths.
Dana Scully
You got it. Breathe. Breathe. Okay, Angela, I'm gonna need you to push, okay? I need you to help me help you. Okay, so let's push. [ Angela screaming ]
[ screaming continues ]
Dana Scully
You got it. You got it. You're on the right track. [ groaning ] I need some towels, please. I need some towels, damn it.
[ Angela panting ]
Dana Scully
You're doing good. You're doing good. Okay. You're doing good. Okay. Let's go. Okay, push! [ screaming ]
[ cat meowing ]
[ gasping ]
[ wheezing ]
[ Angela panting ]
Dana Scully
I can feel it up there!
Walter
She can feel it up there!
Dana Scully
Yeah, okay. Come on.
Unidentified speaker
Push!
Dana Scully
Good. You got it. Okay. Here it comes.
Walter
Here it comes!
Dana Scully
Here it comes. It's coming! Okay.
George
Hey, lady, what are you doing?
Dana Scully
It's the water.
Walter
What? What?
Dana Scully
It's the water!
Angela
I'm having it! I'm having it! I'm having it!
Dana Scully
Okay! Okay!
Angela
I'm having it!
Dana Scully
Push!
Angela
I'm having it! [ screaming ]
Dana Scully
Hurry. Push. Push!
[ screaming ]
Dana Scully
Okay!
[ screaming ]
Dana Scully
Okay, pick up the gun.
[ George screams ]
Dana Scully
Pick up the gun! Shoot out the sprinklers! Just point and shoot! Shoot out the sprinkler!
[ gasping ]
[ screams ]
[ gunshot ]
Dana Scully
My name is Dana Scully.
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Arthur Dales
Yes.
Dana Scully
Thank you.
Arthur Dales
Yes. Ew, god. That's terrible.
Dana Scully
Well, it's official. Ten pounds, ten ounces of piss and vinegar. El niño grande. Leroy Walter villareal suarez, jr.
Fox Mulder
Oh, no.
Dana Scully
Oh, yes.
Arthur Dales
Oh, it's amazing. It's truly amazing.
Dana Scully
What's that?
Arthur Dales
That you could come here in the face of a hurricane, chasing a sea monster yet, and end up bringing a new life into the world. And then slaying the monster... And save this one's life... As he was quite literally circling down the drain.
Fox Mulder
She didn't save my life, really.
Arthur Dales
Oh, yes, she did. Yes. With a gun to her head, no less.
Dana Scully
Well, you wouldn't have known to go out in the rain... If I hadn't pointed it out to you, and it was the fresh water that killed the organism.
Fox Mulder
No, no, no. I saw the shipleys' cat.
Arthur Dales
I can't swallow that.
Fox Mulder
No, I saw the cat which had been saved, which had been in the washing machine. The shipleys had boarded up their house, which means that the only way that they could have vanished was if the creature came up... Through the plumbing in a backwash of seawater. Seawater, and then the deputy... Who vanished from a bathtub full of epsom salts.
Arthur Dales
If agent Scully had not been there with you, I shudder to think what would have happened to you. I'd say you owe her your life. It takes a big man to admit this, but... If I had had someone... As savvy as her by my side... All those years ago in the X-Files, I might not have retired. I suggest that we have a toast to your good fortune. And I insist that we have it. So what'll it be?
[ muttering ]
Arthur Dales
Oh, uh, anyone for water?
Dana Scully
No!
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