BOGGSXFILES
Season 10 · Episode 5

Babylon

Character-labelled dialogue prepared from the official Blu-ray subtitle track.

Production code1AYW05Original airdate · February 15, 2016
397 dialogue entries
Scene 01

Texas · The Bombing

(PRAYING IN ARABIC)

(SPEAKS ARABIC)

(MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENGINE REVVING)

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Girl 1

Looks like we got a visitor.

Girl 2

A little brownie.

Man

Are we in the wrong country then?

Girl 1

All right, all right.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

(CHUCKLES)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO IN ARABIC)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(PRAYING IN ARABIC)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT INSTRUMENT BLARING)

Scene 02

FBI Headquarters · The X-Files Office

Dana Scully

What am I hearing, Mulder?

Fox Mulder

According to eyewitnesses or "earwitnesses," as it were, it sounded like trumpets playing.

Dana Scully

From nowhere In particular?

Fox Mulder

No apparent source. Music as If from the heavens themselves, as if God himself was making music, blowing his own horn.

Dana Scully

Since when do you believe in God, Mulder?

Fox Mulder

What makes you think I do?

Dana Scully

"God himself"?

Fox Mulder

I speak merely as an investigator. Reports from Belarus to Canada, France, Italy, Germany, the Ukraine...

Dana Scully

But as an investigator, you seem to give this phenomenon credibility.

Fox Mulder

It's not important what I believe, Scully. It's important what they believe. The earwitnesses.

Dana Scully

And what do they believe?

Fox Mulder

"And I saw the seven angels that stood before God, "And to them were given seven trumpets.” Revelations 8:2. A herald of end times.

Dana Scully

You know that prophecies like this have been going on for centuries.

Fox Mulder

Failed prognostications of doom, failed prophecy, even in the Bible. Yeah, God told Adam that if he ate the forbidden fruit he'd die, and he lived 930 years. Top that.

Dana Scully

You know that didn't literally happen, right?

Fox Mulder

I'm just sayin’. It's your book.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Agent Miller

Hello? Anyone down here?

Fox Mulder

Nobody but the FBI's Most Unwanted. I've been waiting 23 years to say that.

Dana Scully

How'd it feel?

Fox Mulder

Pretty good.

Dana Scully

Yeah?

Fox Mulder

It's open. Come on in.

Agent Miller

Special Agent Fox Mulder?

Fox Mulder

Speaking. And to whom am I speaking?

Agent Miller

I'm Special Agent Miller. This is Special Agent Einstein.

Dana Scully

You're Special Agent Einstein?

Agent Einstein

I claim a distant relation, if that's what you're referring to.

Fox Mulder

Forgive Agent Scully's impertinence. She wrote her dissertation on Einstein's twin paradox.

Agent Einstein

Excuse me, but I was definitely told you were a medical doctor.

Dana Scully

I am. But I'm also a scientist.

Agent Einstein

Because I'm a medical doctor.

Dana Scully

Oh.

Agent Einstein

And you're a profiler, obsessed with the paranormal?

Agent Miller

That's why we're here, actually.

Agent Einstein

When we should be at the airport.

Agent Miller

You both heard about the terrorist bombing of an art gallery in Texas?

Fox Mulder

Yes. Two young Muslim men protesting the depiction of Mohammed.

Dana Scully

Wearing suicide bomber vests.

Agent Einstein

Can we get to the business section, please? Nine people killed in the act but one of the bombers survived. Technically. Medically, he's in a persistent vegetative state. He's dead except for a heartbeat.

Agent Miller

You must imagine why we're here.

Fox Mulder

There have been so-called practitioners...

Dana Scully

I'm sorry. Forgive me, but I can't imagine why you're here.

Agent Einstein

That would make two of US.

Fox Mulder

Agent Miller, a man with a mind obviously open to possibility, would like to communicate with the dead, or the near-dead, (SCOFFS) as the case may be.

Agent Miller

I believe he may have intel ona larger sleeper cell with an aim to commit more acts of terror.

Agent Einstein

Which is where Our energy would be better spent, trying to stop live terrorists rather than stopping to try to speak with dead ones.

Dana Scully

I have to say I agree.

Fox Mulder

There have been noted divinators, oracles, fakirs, necromancers who have claimed the ability... Madame Blavatsky, founder of Theosophism, brought to America a so-called Ancient Wisdom gained from Tibetan spiritual adepts.

Dana Scully

Maybe I've been part of the X-Files too long, but I happen to know that Madame Blavatsky's dead.

Fox Mulder

Oh. Which would make it that much harder to glean her far-flung abilities.

Agent Einstein

Yeah. That's what I thought. Miller?

Agent Miller

You know of no such practitioner working now whom we might consult?

Fox Mulder

None that I'd waste your time on.

Agent Einstein

Miller, come on. There's a 1:30 flight to Texas, and I want to be on it.

Agent Miller

Thank you for your time. Please call me when you think of something.

Dana Scully

He seemed like a bright young man.

Fox Mulder

She calls him "Miller."

Dana Scully

Hmm.

Scene 03

Airport · Cable News

TV Panelist

(ON TV) Using artwork to desecrate the prophet of someone else's religion just incites fanatical terrorists. (PEOPLE CHATTERING) It's just a painting. Yeah. Of Mohammed sitting on a toilet defecating radical Islamists! Do you know how absurd this all is? It's just absurd! It’s not absurd to the victims of this action and their families...

Scene 04

Washington, D.C. · Airport

Agent Miller

Wearing that vest, those last few steps, knowing you're gonna die, must be so strange.

Agent Einstein

How ‘bout the victims? Imagine not knowing.

Agent Miller

That's even worse. Where does all the hate come from? He's just a kid. A kid needs to be taught this hate. You wonder who got in his head.

Agent Einstein

Well, he's not gonna tell you, Miller. And neither is any necromancer.

Agent Miller

Well, wasn't it at least worth a try? (SCOFFS)

Agent Einstein

You think anyone takes the X-Files seriously? That's why they got them stuck down in that basement office. I pity that poor Agent Scully.

Agent Miller

That's, like, my dream assignment.

Agent Einstein

No self-respecting scientist would spend a career toiling away in obscure realms of science fiction. Why else would she do it? She's clearly in love with him.

Agent Miller

You spent all of five minutes with them. How do you know that?

Agent Einstein

Nothing else would explain it.

Agent Miller

Maybe he values her open mind.

Agent Einstein

Maybe she challenges his B.S.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(SIGHS)

Scene 05

Airport · Two Phone Calls

Agent Miller

Special Agent Miller speaking.

Dana Scully

(ON PHONE) Agent Miller, this is Agent Scully.

Agent Miller

Um. Hey. One second. I'll meet you on the plane.

TV Panelist

...Westboro Church is not representative of all Christians! Of course not, but they have...

Agent Miller

Hi.

Dana Scully

You might wonder why I'm calling.

Agent Miller

No. Uh, well, actually, yeah.

Dana Scully

I was thinking about your case, and I have an idea that might help you communicate with your terrorist.

Agent Miller

That is good news. What is it?

Dana Scully

There's something I'd like to try. But I need to meet you in Texas.

Agent Miller

Okay. Yeah. That sounds great.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Agent Einstein

Special Agent Einstein speaking.

Fox Mulder

Agent Einstein, it's Agent Mulder. You must wonder why I'm calling.

Agent Einstein

No. I'm completely baffled.

Fox Mulder

I have an idea of how you might communicate with your terrorist.

Agent Einstein

Uh, I think it's Special Agent Miller you're looking for.

Fox Mulder

No, no. I need to speak with you. I got your number from A.D. Walter Skinner, who sings your praises, by the way.

Agent Einstein

Yes, I helped him with his migraines, which he claims are due to you.

Fox Mulder

In any case, I was hoping I might impose upon you to delay your trip out to Texas.

Agent Einstein

You can't just tell me now?

Fox Mulder

It requires some explanation.

Agent Einstein

You do realize the clock is ticking on this case, quite literally.

Fox Mulder

I think it could save lives.

Agent Einstein

Say no more. I'm on my way.

Agent Miller

Where are you going?

Agent Einstein

I'm catching the crazy train. I'll see you down in Texas, Miller.

Scene 06

The X-Files Office · Cable News

TV Panelist

When did radical Muslims become a protected class in America? When the Founding Fathers signed the Constitution, that's when. The same document that’s Supposed to protect my freedom of speech. But not your freedom to hate! What is wrong with you? It is not a freedom to hate! Why do you think these guys are acting this way? Why do you think that guy went up and shot five servicemen in Chattanooga? Because they loved him? Because we treated him well? Because we don't plaster their names as terrorists all over the media? No! Because we hate them. We do not hate them. I will not... Okay. No, we do not hate them. And I will not allow for that. We are not going to continue to spread lies about a people...

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Scene 07

The X-Files Office · Agent Einstein

Fox Mulder

Ah, come in, Agent Einstein. Have a seat.

Agent Einstein

I came here in good faith, Agent Mulder, but lives are at stake.

Fox Mulder

I'm all about that. If there were another act of terror, and I'm in here listening to some woo woo treatise on the paranormal, I don't think I could forgive myself.

Agent Einstein

(STUTTERS) I don't do woo woo. Okay, what's your big idea? How are we going to talk with this terrorist?

Fox Mulder

Well, first, can we talk about the nature of reality, as you perceive it?

Agent Einstein

My reality is new chatter on the Internet about more suicide bombs.

Fox Mulder

But do you believe that thoughts have mass? That ideas such as faith and forgiveness have weight much the same way this desk has weight? Or any material, really.

(SIGHS)

Agent Einstein

You are too much, Agent Mulder.

Fox Mulder

It's a legitimate question.

Agent Einstein

There's a legitimate answer. No.

Fox Mulder

How can you be so sure?

Agent Einstein

Because when I stand on the scale and think of ice cream, my ass doesn't grow. Need I illustrate further?

Fox Mulder

Yes, but I'm sure you believe that words have weight, the weight to move people to go kill other people.

Agent Einstein

People kill people. Bombs kill people. Words can incite people to kill people as instruments of hate, but are not lethal in and of themselves.

Fox Mulder

Ever suck on a lemon, Agent Einstein? Do you feel a sensation right now? A quasi-measurable effect?

Agent Einstein

I am getting a taste of what Agent Scully must suffer.

Fox Mulder

Neo-Darwinists believe that every word spoken, every thought, every perception, lest I misperceive, is a step in the evolution of mankind.

Agent Einstein

Yes. A butterfly beats its wings in China, but that butterfly won't be defusing explosives in any suicide vests.

Fox Mulder

Agent Einstein, you have a terrorist lying in a state of existence somewhere between life and death. If he holds valuable intel on other terrorists, maybe in order to reach him, you need to expand your mind on the so-called material world.

Scene 08

Texas Airport

Dana Scully

I got here as fast as I could. Thank you.

Agent Miller

Let me say, I'm blown away you came down here to help me at all.

Dana Scully

Well, I sensed your frustration.

Agent Miller

I just want to believe there's some way of reaching this young man and learning what he might know.

Dana Scully

Well, I believe there may be, but not the way you think.

Agent Miller

What way is that, Agent Scully?

Dana Scully

Well, not through an oracle or a psychic or a seer, but through science.

Agent Miller

I don't know how you mean.

Dana Scully

This may sound heavy, but this is a bit of a personal quest for me. My mother was in a coma recently, and I wasn't able to communicate with her, either.

Agent Miller

I take it she’s passed?

Dana Scully

I wish I'd had the presence of mind to think of this when she was still alive. It might've solved a mystery that I may never know.

Scene 09

The X-Files Office · Agent Einstein

Agent Einstein

Please enlighten me, Agent Mulder, how nine years of college, three degrees, and two years at Quantico has left me such a simpleton.

Fox Mulder

Not a simpleton. A mugwump.

Agent Einstein

I resent that characterization, and I don't even know what it means.

Fox Mulder

It means sit down and shut up. (GASPS)

Agent Einstein

You talk to Agent Scully like that?

Fox Mulder

Only when she's being a mugwump. Please have a seat.

Agent Einstein

I'll give you two minutes, Agent Mulder, and then I'm due back on Earth.

Fox Mulder

Behold. Psilocybe tampanensis.

Agent Einstein

I'm afraid where this is going.

Fox Mulder

The so-called magic mushroom, the study of which has begun anew by respected medical practitioners from Columbia University to Oxford.

Agent Einstein

Oh. (SNICKERS) Highly contested studies.

Fox Mulder

Highly uncontested results. Test subjects report experiences that transcended space and time, confrontations with the dead, touching the very face of God.

Agent Einstein

That's nice, Agent Mulder. You've got about a minute and counting.

Fox Mulder

Test subjects have also reported that once the impediment of the physical body is removed, deep and lasting truths are revealed that the conscious mind won't allow. Feelings of ineffability, sacredness, peace, unity, joy, all without altering brain chemistry.

Agent Einstein

Are you proposing, Agent Mulder, that we administer the magic mushroom to the terrorist?

Fox Mulder

No. No. I am proposing that you administer it to me, so that I can communicate with the terrorist, (SIGHS) learn what he knows, and prevent future acts of terror.

Agent Einstein

To a technically dead man?

Fox Mulder

Death is now viewed by some as merely another plane of existence. I don't think our terrorist has even achieved that plane. I believe he's still reachable on this plane.

Agent Einstein

So you called me back here to ask me to administer this drug, this illicit Schedule 1 substance.

Fox Mulder

As a medical professional.

Agent Einstein

Which Agent Scully is as well.

Fox Mulder

Agent Scully has recently had her own life-altering death experience, and I don't want to bother her with this.

Agent Einstein

Oh. Oh, so you want to just keep it between us?

Fox Mulder

I would, if you don't mind.

Agent Einstein

No. No, I wouldn't mind at all. Because there will be absolutely nothing to say, except maybe to Internal Affairs, if I were to go through with this lunatic scheme of yours.

Fox Mulder

What is lunatic about it, exactly?

Agent Einstein

Let me think about that. Everything? And rest assured, Agent Mulder, when I walk out of here, I will never again darken your basement door.

Fox Mulder

So that's a maybe?

(EKG BEEPING)

Scene 10

Texas · ICU

Agent Miller

It's hard to imagine there's someone in there, when you really see him.

Dana Scully

Research bears out a surprising incidence of electro-activity even in the most severely brain-damaged. What I want to try is a rather novel but not untested protocol.

Agent Miller

I'm open to whatever.

Dana Scully

I'm certain that you are, Agent Miller.

Agent Miller

I believe so many answers lie beyond the pale of the Known world in realms of extreme possibility.

Dana Scully

I believe that you believe.

Agent Miller

So what are you proposing?

Dana Scully

Doctors recently achieved the ability to communicate with a man known as Patient 23 through magnetic imaging, MRI, by prompting his otherwise inert and unresponsive brain with questions that triggered electro-activity.

Agent Miller

What kind of questions?

Dana Scully

Mundane questions about housekeeping and tennis. But they unexpectedly lit up certain regions of his brain that translated to yes-and-no responses.

Agent Miller

That is incredible.

Dana Scully

Well, more incredibly, it can be achieved rather simply through the use of an ordinary electro-encephalogram.

Agent Miller

Why didn't someone think of that?

Dana Scully

But let me caution you. Even if we do reach this young man, it may be difficult to get the intel that you're hoping for.

Man in Suit

Who's Special Agent Miller?

Agent Miller

I'm Special Agent Miller.

Man in Suit

Gonna ask you to leave. FBI has no more jurisdiction here.

Dana Scully

Who has jurisdiction?

Man in Suit

Department of Homeland Security.

Agent Miller

I was assigned this case. Agent Scully is a medical doctor.

Dana Scully

We think we can communicate...

Man in Suit

Communicate? To say what? "You shouldn't have done it, son’?

Agent Miller

There's a chance to question him about who was behind the bombing.

Man in Suit

And you think he's gonna tell you? By any moral definition, this body here isn't a human. By my definition, this terrorist is dead.

Dana Scully

I'm sorry, but what's your business here?

Man in Suit

I suggest that you both take a little breather and call your superiors in Washington, if you have any questions.

Agent Miller

We're not leaving this room.

(WHISPERING IN ARABIC)

Agent Miller

I'm gonna ask you to leave.

Man in Suit

I'll give the orders, Agent Miller.

Agent Miller

Wrong. I'm giving the orders now. They've come here for retribution.

Man in Suit

Whoever you're calling, this goes way beyond...

Agent Miller

I'm not calling anyone.

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Scene 11

Texas · Outside the ICU

Agent Einstein

Special Agent Einstein.

FBI Guard

I'm sorry, but I can't let you in there without authorization.

Agent Einstein

I've been assigned this case with my partner, Special Agent Miller.

FBI Guard

Let me see that. (CLEARS THROAT) if you're his partner, then who is Special Agent Dana Scully?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Agent Einstein

Agent Mulder, it's Agent Einstein. How soon can you be in Texas?

Scene 12

Texas Airport · Night

Agent Einstein

Agent Mulder.

Fox Mulder

Agent Einstein. For a second there, I thought you were gonna punk me.

Agent Einstein

(SIGHS) I had a little trouble, uh, procuring the illicit substance.

Fox Mulder

Wow. Where'd you get these?

Agent Einstein

Apparently, Texas is something of a promised land. As it turns out, one of the early research pioneers is from here.

Fox Mulder

So this is the real deal, huh?

Agent Einstein

I can't speak to the dosage, and I certainly wouldn't take both. Not till you've experienced the one.

Fox Mulder

May I ask, Agent Einstein, what changed your mind on this whole deal here?

Agent Einstein

I got here to find that Agent Scully was here in Texas working with Agent Miller.

Fox Mulder

I sense some professional animus.

Agent Einstein

Nothing professional about It.

Fox Mulder

But you think this misguided.

Agent Einstein

My loss is your gain, Agent Mulder. I'll deal with Agent Miller about this later. In the meantime, we must conduct this business with a certain delicacy where the consumption of any potentially dangerous and psychotropic hallucinogen must be undertaken outside of a laboratory.

Fox Mulder

You mean hide it like a couple of drug addicts.

Agent Einstein

While this may seem foolhardy, I am anticipating results, that you will actually be communicating with the terrorist, somehow. Now, what he may say to you, or you to him, I have no clue.

Fox Mulder

How do you say “howdy, pardner”’ in Arabic?

Scene 13

Texas · ICU

Dana Scully

Thank you.

Agent Brem

You Agent Einstein?

Dana Scully

No, I'm Agent Dana Scully.

Agent Brem

Agent Miller?

Agent Miller

Yes. Is there a problem?

Agent Brem

I'm Special Agent Brem, here to inform you that this hospital is under terror threat. I've got a cordon of agents near the building as a precaution against an attack, but I need to clear this wing until we can bring in the bomb squad.

Agent Miller

You know where the threat came from?

Agent Brem

Mmm. An anonymous caller, but a very clear guess, there's a large and unassimilated Muslim community in the area, with one shared wish.

Dana Scully

One shared wish to what?

Agent Brem

To wipe you and America off the map. To honor their hero, Osama bin Laden, whose picture we find all too frequently on their refrigerators.

Dana Scully

Not all Muslims are extremists, certainly.

Agent Brem

Feel free to stay here and take your chances, if you don't believe me. There are other people who want to see this young man dead. I'm not one of them, Agent Miller. Last thing I want is for this killer to die and go to paradise or to his 72 virgins in the sky. (SCOFFS)

Agent Miller

Sounds like torture to me.

Dana Scully

This boy can hear everything you're saying, and we're trying to win his trust and talk to him.

Agent Miller

Keep the killer alive.

Agent Brem

You do your job, we'll do ours. Time to evacuate. Everybody out!

(EKG BEEPING)

(EKG BEEPING RAPIDLY)

(EKG FLATLINING)

(CLICKS)

(EKG BEEPING)

Scene 14

Texas · ICU, Agent Einstein

Nurse

There's been a bomb threat. They're asking us to leave.

Agent Einstein

We have special authorization.

Nurse

That's what everyone says. No.

Agent Einstein

We'll just need the room for a few minutes, to do research.

Nurse

Yeah, that's what everyone says. You know, I've never seen a patient receive so much attention. Especially one who's so unworthy of it.

Agent Einstein

Well, this is a special case.

Nurse

Just like all those immigrant groups coming over here, taking all our jobs, clogging up the health care system and our schools, and they don't even speak English.

Agent Einstein

We're not gonna fix that right now, so...

Nurse

A church group brought 200 Arab refugees to our town, and now they're saying that they want to bring some more.

Agent Einstein

Maybe we need to come back. Or maybe we can talk outside.

Nurse

It's all part of a government program paid for by my tax dollars, which means that I come to work every day, and I pay for these people...

(CLEARS THROAT)

Nurse

So I did some research, and I found out that this is all part of a plot by the United Nations to get these people into the U.S., so that they can form terrorist cells.

Agent Einstein

That sounds very suspicious.

Nurse

Mmm. Yeah. You turn your back on these people, you're taking a chance.

Agent Einstein

No. No, we don't want to turn our backs.

Nurse

One more thing, you say you're here doing research?

Agent Einstein

Yes. We'll just be a few more minutes in the room, and then we'll be evacuating, as well.

Nurse

Yeah. Well, your partner already left.

Scene 15

Mulder's Trip · The Honky-Tonk

("SOMETHIN' BAD" PLAYING)

(WOMEN CHEERING)

("ACHY BREAKY HEART" PLAYING)

("HONKY TONK BADONKADONK" PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)

Scene 16

Mulder's Trip · The Dark Place

Agent Einstein

Is this what you wanted, Agent Mulder? Your woo woo paranormal? (WHIPS) Come on, Say it. Woo woo. Say it! Woo woo. Say it! (SHOUTS) Woo woo!

(INDISTINCT CHANTING)

(WHIP CRACKS)

(MISERY IS THE RIVER OF THE WORLD PLAYING)

Cigarette-Smoking Man

You want the truth, Agent Mulder? You've come to the right place.

(WHIP CRACKS)

(THUNDER BREAKS)

("MISERY IS THE RIVER OF THE WORLD" PLAYING)

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

(CHANTING IN ARABIC)

Scene 17

Texas · ICU

Dana Scully

Can you hear my voice? We don't even know his name.

(SPEAKS ARABIC)

Agent Miller

I was with the Bureau in Iraq.

Dana Scully

Keep talking, Agent Miller.

(SPEAKS ARABIC)

Agent Miller

The needles are moving.

Dana Scully

It could be a false positive. Aberrant neurological activity, not a response in and of itself.

Agent Miller

How do we know the difference?

Dana Scully

Well, we need to set up a baseline, set up questions that serve as yes-no answers. It will be painstaking and difficult.

Agent Miller

I'm just certain he hears us.

Scene 18

Hospital · Mulder Wakes

Walter Skinner

Agent Mulder? Agent Mulder?

Fox Mulder

Where's your hat?

Walter Skinner

Rodeo's over, cowboy. We're hanging up your spurs for good.

Fox Mulder

What are you talking about?

Walter Skinner

What am I talking about?

Fox Mulder

Dude, I was on fire.

Walter Skinner

Dude, you were an embarrassment, to me and to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Fox Mulder

Agent Einstein? Agent Einstein, tell him.

Agent Einstein

Tell him what, Agent Mulder?

Fox Mulder

What we were doing was under your medical supervision, all on the up and up.

Agent Einstein

It was until it wasn't.

Fox Mulder

Well, it's not like it was volitional.

Walter Skinner

What was It, Agent Mulder?

Fox Mulder

It was the magic mushrooms. Maybe I took too much.

Agent Einstein

Maybe you didn't take enough.

Fox Mulder

What's that supposed to mean?

Walter Skinner

Agent Einstein informed me that you requested that she administer an illicit substance to you in your rather reckless attempt to talk to an alleged mass murderer.

Fox Mulder

Yeah, and administer them she did.

Agent Einstein

These are what I gave you, Agent Mulder.

Fox Mulder

Yeah, that stuff, that's potent.

Agent Einstein

This stuff is purchasable at any corner drugstore.

Fox Mulder

Maybe in Texas it is.

Agent Einstein

These are niacin capsules, Agent Mulder. What I gave you is a placebo.

Fox Mulder

No way. No way. That's impossible. I was under the influence of something powerful.

Agent Einstein

Yes. The power of suggestion.

Fox Mulder

No, you were there. And The Lone Gunmen. The Badonkadonk.

Walter Skinner

Yeah, I was in Washington, Agent Mulder.

Agent Einstein

This is what I'm saying! I think he's Still tripping. Well, the placebo effect has been known to have a lasting psychological outcome.

Fox Mulder

I talked to the terrorist.

Walter Skinner

You talked to the terrorist?

Fox Mulder

Yes. He whispered In my ear.

Agent Einstein

Well, what did he say, Agent Mulder?

Fox Mulder

I can't tell you what he said. It was In Arabic.

Agent Einstein

Well, I'm gonna get you a wheelchair so we can get you home, partner, all right?

Fox Mulder

Well, you were there, too. And you were 50 shades of bad.

Scene 19

Hospital · Hallway

Fox Mulder

You know this IS ridiculous.

Agent Einstein

We don't want you dancing away.

Fox Mulder

(STAMMERS) So I did dance?

Agent Einstein

According to a whole bunch of very frightened, middle-aged Texans.

Fox Mulder

(SIGHS) You're just covering your ass.

Agent Einstein

Well, either way. I'll be looking at disciplinary action over my own dismal failure of authority. Thanks to you, I'll probably be banished to my own basement office, consigned to a life of ridicule and ignominy...

Fox Mulder

Stop! Stop.

(WOMAN SHOUTING)

Noora

I'm begging you!

Fox Mulder

Hey. I know this woman. It's okay. Maybe you haven't failed. Agent Scully. Miller. This is Noora.

Scene 20

ICU · Noora

Fox Mulder

She's come here today to talk to her son, Shiraz.

Dana Scully

Mulder, where did you find her?

Agent Einstein

Please don't ask him that.

(GASPS)

Dana Scully

It's okay.

(PANTING)

Agent Miller

Got you.

(SOBBING)

(SPEAKS ARABIC)

Dana Scully

We believe that he can hear you.

Noora

Then my prayers are answered. Oh... My beautiful baby boy, Shiraz. You could not ever kill anyone. This is not how I raised you, to worship Allah through death. To be a man by following men. Your heart is too big for them. You see the faces of the innocent, and you lose your nerves. You cannot go through with the bomb.

Agent Miller

Noora, how do you know that?

Noora

Because my Shiraz tells me So, in my dreams and in my prayers.

Agent Miller

Who filled his head, Noora?

(SPEAKS ARABIC)

Noora

I do not know how to help you because I do not know their names.

(GROANING) (EKG BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Dana Scully

He's going into Cardiac arrest. (EKG FLATLINING) Blood pressure's dropping.

Agent Einstein

I'm gonna go get help.

Agent Miller

No, no, I think he's trying to tell us.

Dana Scully

Now we're losing him!

Noora

Shiraz, please, please.

Dana Scully

(SOFTLY) I'm so sorry.

Noora

No, Shiraz! (SOBBING)

Dana Scully

I'm sorry. Let's give her some space.

Noora

Oh, my Shiraz.

Agent Miller

He talked to us. Oh, Shiraz.

Fox Mulder

He talked to me. This is exactly how I saw It.

Agent Einstein

Agent Mulder, please...

Fox Mulder

He spoke to me.

Noora

Shiraz.

Fox Mulder

He spoke to me.

Dana Scully

What do you mean he spoke to you?

Scene 21

Hospital · Hallway

Agent Miller

Spoke to you when, Agent Mulder?

Fox Mulder

With the help of Agent Einstein.

Agent Einstein

Ugh. Agent Mulder, please stop.

Dana Scully

Mulder, when could he possibly have spoken to you?

Fox Mulder

I can explain. Or I can't explain. He spoke to me. In Arabic.

Dana Scully

In Arabic?

Fox Mulder

In words I didn't understand, yeah.

Agent Miller

What words, Agent Mulder?

(MUTTERING)

Fox Mulder

Babbel... Babeel... Babell.

(MUTTERING)

Fox Mulder

Babil? Babil al... Something.

Agent Miller

“Babil” is "Babylon," the city.

Dana Scully

Like in ancient Babylon?

Fox Mulder

Just... Babil al...

Agent Einstein

I feel like I need to explain.

Agent Miller

Just let him finish, please.

Fox Mulder

Babil al... Babil...

Dana Scully

Mulder, are you Okay?

(MUTTERING)

Fox Mulder

Funduuk. Babil, al funduuk.

Agent Miller

Babylon the hotel?

Scene 22

Babylon Hotel · The Raid

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(PUMPS SHOTGUN)

(CHANTS IN ARABIC)

(CLAMORING)

(SECRET HEART PLAYING)

("SECRET HEART" PLAYING)

Scene 23

Texas Airport

Agent Einstein

Not staying for the attaboys?

Agent Miller

I didn't really do anything. Huh.

Agent Einstein

Nothing but take down a terror cell ready to kill untold numbers.

Agent Miller

That was all Agent Mulder.

Agent Einstein

That's not how I understand it. I'm told you kept that boy alive, that you kept him safe from harm.

Agent Miller

I translated a few words. It was all you and Agent Mulder.

Agent Einstein

(CHUCKLES) Remarkably, I did nothing. And, remarkably, it worked. Although I'm at a loss in explaining it.

Agent Miller

Maybe some things are unexplainable, Agent Einstein.

Agent Einstein

Hmm. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious, the source of all true art and science.

Agent Miller

That's beautiful, Einstein.

Agent Einstein

Yes, Einstein. That's who said it, Miller. The real mystery here is your behavior, bringing Agent Scully down here without bothering to consult me. Remarkably, I did nothing.

Agent Miller

It was you who abandoned me, Agent Einstein, for the crazy train.

Agent Einstein

An. Never again, Agent Miller. Although something is clearer to me now, as a result of the experience.

Agent Miller

The value of an open mind?

Agent Einstein

The nature of reality. I'm now convinced that words and ideas do have weight, the weight to move people to do the most psychotic things.

Agent Miller

Giving someone magic mushrooms?

Agent Einstein

I was talking about Agent Mulder.

Agent Miller

Right.

("HO HEY" PLAYING)

Scene 24

Mulder's House

Dana Scully

Talk to me, Mulder. Oh.

Fox Mulder

Where to begin?

Dana Scully

Why didn't you tell me about your little scheme?

Fox Mulder

You were on your own mission. And you would've never bought that.

Dana Scully

Absolutely right. I have to applaud her, though, on her clever trick with the placebo.

Fox Mulder

Yeah. Yeah. How did that work?

Dana Scully

Wonders never cease with you.

Fox Mulder

I saw things, though, Scully. Powerful things. I saw deep and unconditional love.

Dana Scully

I saw things, too. I witnessed unqualified hate that appears to have no end.

Fox Mulder

Yeah. But how to reconcile the two? The extremes of our nature.

Dana Scully

That's the question. Maybe the question of our times.

Fox Mulder

Walk with me, Scully. This whole thing has got me thinking.

Scene 25

Mulder's House · The Walk

Fox Mulder

Thinking about God.

Dana Scully

You, Mulder, thinking about God?

Fox Mulder

The angry God of the Bible. The Tower of Babel and Babylon, scattering people violently, so as never to speak a common language. Punishing man for his hubris. Well, that lesson didn't stick. But the anger sure remains. That's the same angry God as in the Koran, ordering death to the infidels.

Dana Scully

What exactly is this God saying?

Fox Mulder

“Worship me and my great anger’?

Dana Scully

Well, that's a good question, Mulder.

Fox Mulder

One for the ages. Well, think about the immense power in those prophecies, the power in those words to convince young men to put on suicide vests today and murder for their angry God.

Dana Scully

What are you getting at?

Fox Mulder

Those boys, they just swallow the pill. It's the power of suggestion.

Dana Scully

Is this received wisdom from your magical mystery tour?

Fox Mulder

Yes. Courtesy of the shrooms, something else, something to trump all hatred. Mother Love.

Dana Scully

Whoa.

Fox Mulder

Now, I refuse to believe that mothers are having babies just to be martyrs. I want to believe that mothers have a greater purpose for all of us.

Dana Scully

I agree. A child is not a tool to spread hatred.

Fox Mulder

But where does the hatred end, though?

Dana Scully

Maybe it ends where it began, by finding a common language again. Maybe that's God's will.

Fox Mulder

How can we really know? He's absent from the stage.

Dana Scully

Well... Maybe it's beyond words.

Fox Mulder

Maybe we should do like the prophets and open our hearts and truly listen.

(CHUCKLES)

(INDISTINCT INSTRUMENT BLARING)

Dana Scully

What? What? Did you hear that?

("HO HEY" PLAYING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

About this transcript

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